Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.




I did NOT spray half a bottle of my friend's cologne on my blanket the other day just because I am obsessed with the scent. Never would I waste something like that!

I did NOT stop to catch my breath after climbing three sets of stairs in the Religion building before my 8 AM class because I am definitely NOT out of shape...

I do NOT waste at least an hour every day playing my roommate in Facebook Scrabble. And when I win, I do NOT secretly gloat inside because I am definitely not competitive at all. Nope, not me!

I did NOT giggle like a five year old when I visited the pool at a university in Charlotte and saw a swimmer in a Speedo. I am NOT immature like that at all.

I did NOT take a picture with my roommate at 3 AM with wacky hair just to prove that we were awake at that hour of the night. I am NOT in bed before any college student on a regular night and I was not tickled pink to be awake that late.

On a more serious note, I definitely did NOT wonder what in the world I am doing at a smaller university in a small town with one stoplight when I saw the wonders of UNC-Charlotte and UNC-Greensboro. I definitely did NOT feel like I was missing out on the big-city life.

I did NOT take off my shoes to run down the germ-infested hallway of a dorm just for the experience. Nope, not me!

I did NOT draw about five hundred circles on my notes this morning in class. I would not EVER absentmindedly doodle during class.

I have not pointed out to as many people as I can find that I will have my own room and bathroom beginning in May for the first time in my life. I am NOT completely obsessed thrilled about the thought of it. That would be ridiculous!

I do NOT still not have a clue where over half of the states are located on a map even though my friends make fun of me weekly. I definitely did NOT fail to learn this. Not me!

Finally, I was NOT totally thrilled when I saw Nutella for the first time this weekend! I was NOT relieved to finally know what the heck MckMama was talking about!